lmao you want all this contraband? you want all this bullshit i gathered? pay me, bitch
dont call them bitches bro (aimed at Jan)
no you aren’t haggling. because CLEARLY i’m better than you and you are just a beta chump that came here to beg ME to give you weapons
He’s actually really good at robotics, he made his own body because he finds the concept of shapeshifting from his GLORIOUS ORBULAR FORM to the INFERIOR HUMANOID FORM absolutely APALLING
Just ignore the fact that he intentionally made a humanoid body…and made it look humanoid…
Started going by Jan because well, as it turns out, getting contraband weapons pisses off the government,
The glasses are prescription
Made like a billion clones of himself, never hurts to have more hands to work with!
Backstory
Used to work in Hereafter City in weapon manufacturing
That got boooooring so
Jan just y’know. took a bunch of weapons and left.
THE GOVERNMENT’S NEVER GOING TO FIND ME HERE
A bunch of clones later, Jan started selling the contraband he obtained. Yknow. to amass some funds in case he needs to get out of Myosotis.
And then some bullshit happened
“Some bullshit” is Cecilia
So now Jan’s dealing with a child he never wanted to have, a bunch of clones, hiding himself from the government, and amassing and selling weapons
Do you see the problem here
Jan had to prioritize something soooo he prioritized staying safe from the government and his weapon selling business!
Cecilia was mainly raised by Jan’s clones, who were ALSO Jan, which means that Jan still raised Cecilia, just not directly…and Jan's clones tend to have his repressed traits...
So Jan actually did raise Jan, just not, like directly? Either way, Jan was neglectful towards Cecilia
and Jan wonders why Cecilia doesn’t like him
So when Cecilia ditched Jan and created the Midnight market to directly compete with him, Jan was pissed
JUST COMPETE HARDER, FUCK CECILIA
He could not compete lmao
But well, Jan’s there in case you don’t want to deal with market bullshit and just want illegal weapons!
Other Information
Most of his clones are directly inspired by his own insecurities; he's convinced that if he keeps making clones based off of things he hates about himself that said insecurity will go away magically
Jan and Cecilia leave each other along nowadays, the fighting got kind of stupid. Now if they come across each other Cecilia just looks at him weird
apparently i made jan back in 2017? very early hfhling
most of his customers don't like working with him because he's so damn full of himself
The robot suit he uses is powered by his own energy, his source being the way that it is means that he doesn't have to worry about being low on power too often
Lives and operates out of an abandoned sentinel outpost that was last used er....who knows! Jan has no clue who even dumped it in Myosotis or if it was originally built there in the first place
