Altered Lands


Albertine is a pretentious loser who listens to obscure music, wears clothing from an unspecified decade that looks vintage enough, works part-time at a coffee shop, and owns a perfectly normal pocket watch that he totally uses for normal pocket watch things and not for hypnotizing people. Lately he's been obsessed with the shady stuff the rest of his family has going on, because it sure is strange that two of them own a investigation agency that doesn't do any investigation, isn't it?

Yep. He's a hipster.

Those who know Albertine well claim that he's actually a pretty cool guy and that the hipster stuff is actually one of many different personas he puts on to seem cool and relatable, but at the same time, isn't it weird that Albertine even has to fake a personality just to feel cool?